What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What does it mean when your husband comments and likes other women on social media? He has private IG and TikTok accounts that I have no access to. He has saved videos and pictures of women on his phone.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?